Rockford files: Season 3
25 March 2006Season 3 of one of the best detective series on TV. Here is a list of answering machine messages courtesy of the Rockford files homepage:
- Hi, just want to put your mind at rest. Found your address book in the theater last week. It’s in the mail. By the way, Carol’s okay, but Linda… [mp3].
- Teddy’s Tree House. You’ve won our free landscaping services for one full year. We’ll mow your lawn, top your trees, mulch, seed, fertilize and feed. Isn’t that wonderful? [mp3].
- Hey, Jim, it’s Frank. Me and Ellie’s down here for our convention. Can’t wait to see you. Should be over at your place about 1 AM. Banzai, buddy. [mp3].
- Hi, this is the Happy Pet Clinic. Your father gave us this number when he left town. The calico stray had six kittens. Please come get them. Today! [mp3].
- Jim, thanks for taking little Billy fishing, he had a great time. Turns out he wasn’t even really seasick. Um, have you ever had chicken pox?
- It’s Shirley at the Plant and Pot. There’s just no easy way to tell you this, Jim. We did everything we could. Your fern died.
- Dr. Souter’s office. This is the third time you’ve canceled. Now, you have to have that root canal. A sore foot has nothing to do with your mouth. [mp3].
- Gene’s 24 Hour Emergency Plumbing. Your water heater’s blown? We’ll have somebody out there Tuesday. Thursday at the latest. [mp3].
- Tompkins at Guaranteed Insurance. About your burglary claim. Major loss all right. Funny you remembered to file, but you didn’t remember to pay your premium. [mp3].
- This is Dr. Souter’s office again, regarding that root canal. This doctor is in his office…waiting. He’s beginning to dislike you. [mp3].
- Jimmy, it’s Phil in Puerto Rico. This is real important. Talked to Mr.[line noise], he’ll pay $20,000. Call him at [line noise]. [mp3].
- Bummer! I call up with some good vibes and some positive energies, and I talk to a robot? Forget you, man! [mp3].
- This is the Department Of The Army. Our records show that you are the “Rockford, James” who failed to turn in his service automatic in May 1953. Contact us at once. [mp3].
- Jimmy, old buddy, buddy. It’s Angel! You know how they allow you one phone call? Well, this is it. [mp3].
- Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? [mp3].
- Hi, um, I’m confused. Is this Dial-A-Prayer? Well, should I call back when the reverend’s in the office, or what? [mp3].
- George Devon, Malibu Space Watch. Had three sightings last week. You see anything unusual? Television reception interrupted? Call 555-1313. [mp3].
- It’s Pete. Hope you enjoyed using the cabin last week. Only next time leave the trout in the refrigerator, huh? Not in the cupboard. [mp3].
- This is Dusty, your father’s friend. So you helped me move, that’s it? You couldn’t call? See if maybe I don’t like the new place? See if maybe there’s some painting to be done? [mp3].
- This is incredible. Do you know that last night I had one of my dreams? I dreamed that if I called you, you wouldn’t be home. And you’re not. [mp3].
- The is Doctor Souter. My nurse tells me you’ve blown four root canal appointments. Well, you’re finished n this office. [mp3].
- This is Toby. I forgot what I was calling for. Your recording is so boring. Spike it with some humor, some personality. Something. [mp3].
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